Getting Drunk of Disney

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Okay, if any of you are fans of the Nostalgia Chick you may have seen her review of Disney's Hercules.  In said review she tells us about a drinking game that her and her friends and family play while watching the film, also giving us some general rules that can be applied to any Disney animated film.
I mentioned this drinking game in the Disney a Look Back thing I recently posted and got a few questions about it, so I'll post the rules for ya'll.  Enjoy getting totally sloshed. <3

General (can be applied to any Disney animated film)
One sip if...
- character sings about what they want
- Jim Cummings makes an appearance (he's in a LOT of them, he's their good luck charm, like Ratzenberger is for Pixar)
- sidekick laughs at bad guy
- bad guys says "WHAT?!"
- butt humor
- shooting star
- ref to outside Disney movie (like when Herc wears Scar's pelt as he's being painted onto an urn)
- dramatic lighting change
- puns

Now Just for Hercules
One sip if...
- they show the planets aligning (+1 sip for a dramatic chord accompaniment)
- Hades flames up
- Wonder+Hercules in any way (ex. Wonderboy)
- Herc is a klutz
- anyone says a yiddish word
- Phil confuses his word count
- nonsensical plot-hole (they are very noticeable... you'll catch at least a few)
- pop-culture anachronism
- fat muse does something funny
Here's a few more if you're a Greek mythology nerd (like me 8D)
- a "labor" is referenced
- movie is categorically wrong (again, it happens often)

Three sips if...
- Herc deepens his voice to sound manly
- montage
- noticeable continuity error (Cliff magically got taller! What up wit dat?)

And go ahead and finish your drink after those over dramatic "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"'s

Disclaimer: This constitutes an ungodly (ha, pun) amount of drinking, unless you're Dionysus himself you'll probably get blitzed pretty fast if you follow all these rules. I am not responsible for any stupid shit you do while drunk. Shame on you for not knowing your own limits.

[Dionysus is the Greek God of Wine and ritual madness. Another shame on you if you didn't know that >8C]
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leila-kjolak-fate's avatar
thank god you posted this, since the video got taken down.